Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld presents… …a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld production… …of a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld album. Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld in… …Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld… …hyphen… …D-D-D-Disgrace… …open bracket a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld Greatest Hits Collection close bracket. Starring Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld… …as Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld… …and featuring the hit music sensation… …Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld. Be scrotumnal to each other Crease on, dudes.

You're a disgrace to post-music! Fucking disgrace...

Ahem. Ahemhemhem. Ahem. Boyfriends...who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses. Miranda hart, Justin bieber. We all know a cumguzzler called craig Hah hah, we sure do. Confessions of a Hogwarts student. Risque stuff right there. Trust meh im a liar. Facebook styyyyyyyyyylish boyzzzzzzzzzzzz and girlssssss Teens only :] A boy’s eyes are faster than google when searching for a girl in a crowd Hah hah hah, ain't that the truth. Big ol booties, One Direction, Budgy smuggler I get Jealous, I get Mad, I get Worried, That’s only because I Care After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity Ho ho ho, too right, too right. Chest Mondays. Laughing and Joking. Royal Marines Recruitment. You lie in bed at night thinking about stuff. We talk to each other on the computer, but in public it's awkward. I hate it when someone you don't like hangs around with you ALL THE TIME. I know, that's just the WORST. Love was when I loved you... <3 I piss you off because I love you <3 Talking to the person you really like all night No matter what you say cyber bullying is funny AHAHAHAHAHA (forced laughter for ages) HO HO HO it sure is, it sure is. That...was Quen Did It Happen.

I am so hyphen. I can hear heaven. I am so hyphen. I can hear heaven. Oh but heaven, no heaven something something hyphen.

Hey, Scott, i’ve been hearing little rumours here and there, Seems a lot of guys have had a ride on your mare, Gotta say I can’t blame them, I mean you’ve gotta agree, Who wouldn’t want to fuck a girl that looks like me!? Lako mate, you’re a slimy little shit your jokes aren’t funny and you lack any wit no one cares lako, don’t have a fit I’ve obviously won the battle, you might as well quit Big words there from a wee little guy, The only chance you’ve got are drugs to make you high, Your rapping skills are laughable, they’ve entered remission, Now pull a whee and cry or do you need my permission? Don’t worry, I’ll wait, touch your hair some more we all love it, you know it’s what we adore guaranteed to score and get your arse right sore I may have won this battle, but I’ll also win this war You have the face of a rat, That a cat, Has dragged through piles of scat! Or maybe you got swung at with a baseball bat? While huss is busy fucking the likes of cat, You’re getting your dick shitty in a pile of shat! Calm down lako, take a sec to see You’re only in this group as a replacement for me trying to suck rumps off as much as can be you can’t take the bants, we have to all agree keep falling for martin. how many times? Three?? Your faggotry must stop. This I decree. I never shagged martin I’ll leave that to you Let’s be honest there’s no one better you can do pull more cock than gash with that faggoty pout more anal than in prison, should I bail you out? What’s that? You like it there what’s that all about? We’re all right next to you THERE’S NO NEED TO SHOUT Yeahh, I agree, falling for martin is a disgrace, But atleast I didn’t fuck her and then come on my face, What does it taste like? I’m guessing that you thought it was ace? Or maybe it has the properties of a can of mace? The last girl that liked you did a runner when you came I guess she just couldn’t handle all of the shame No you’re right, I guess she takes some blame She pretended to like you, you cocky little shit grab your fucking arms and slit slit slit if still you don’t want to submit Try and get a girl that’s actually fit. Woah, slow down! I think we all know, You’re an arrogant shit and it really does show, I don’t think I’ve seen anything as big your ego, Oh wait, just looked at my dick, whaddya know? If you eat your own words as much as you eat cock you’d be stood there still, silent as a rock I’m better than you it isn’t a shock it’s back to you now, pussy o’clock You come thunder? I come rainbows, One inch wonder? Naa my dick hangs down low, As for goat dicks And sheep pricks There’s so many in your ass, I hear you like them so much you’ve had one bronzed and brassed! Why don’t you go away and suck off a goat you’ve had enough practise to get it down your throat shagging animals isn’t cool no matter how much you gloat the thought of that goat will have you cumming a moat. I still remember when you got off with Owen maybe you should stick to all that goat blowin This has gone on far too long I guess I better get this done, I think I’ll just leave you to taste your own cum, Oh you didn’t realise? Whilst listening to me, You came in your face again, leave the rapping to me I’m so manly I can cum thunder feel so sorry for your one inch wonder I’m only joking, you know I only tease but honestly now, you think THAT thing could please? let me take front I’ll show you how it’s done 12 inches of steel giving 12 hours of fun.

(Verse 1) Why is there so much Chlamydia? (Oh yeah) I want to know. (He just wants to know) I was going to fudge you in there. (Right in there) Now turn on the snow. (Look at that snow baby) (Freestyle) Look at that snow! (All the way across the sky) Isn’t it beautiful! (You bet) Yeah Baby Girl! (Alright) (Pre-Chorus) How many times must women do this to Huss? (Too many) Lead him on and then it’s filled with pus! (Chorus) Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia-ah-ah! Chlamydia. (Chlamydia, oh yeah) (Verse 2) I can’t believe it, (Can’t believe it) You are so selfish (So selfish) You shouldn’t have had unprotected sex (Nu uh) With that cumguzzler Craig! (Cumguzzler Craig) (Pre-Chorus) How many times must women do this to Huss? (Too many) Lead him on and make so much fuss! (Chorus) Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia-ah-ah! Chlamydia. (Verse 3) Why is there so much Chlamydia? (Why?) I want to know. (There are no condoms) I was going to fudge you in there. (Right there) Now turn off the snow. (Enunciation on the EF) (Freestyle) Yeah Yeah The snowing’s stopped now It was so beautiful (Yeah man) Beautiful things (yeah) Have to come to an end (Pre-Chorus) How many times must women do this to Huss? (Too many) Lead him on, now he’s had enough! (Chorus) Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia-ah-hoooo! Chlamydia-ah ah ah ah. (Whoooo)(Yeah yeah yeah) (Outro) Oha oahyo (Break it down) Oh ho hoouuue hoe hoe (Chlamydia Test Screning) Ohhhhhh (Yeah)

Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on Wheenie, can I come over after school? (after school) We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool) Did your mum get back from her business trip? (business trip) Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip) You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long Wheenie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wheenie's mum Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on Wheenie, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn) Your mum came out with just a towel on (towel on) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared) And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your dad walked out, your mum could use a guy like me Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on She's all I want, and I've waited so long Wheenie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Wheenie's mum Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long, Wheenie can't you see your just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong but oh oh (I know it might be wrong) I'm in love with (Wheenie's mum oh oh) (Wheenies mum oh oh) I'm in love with Wheenie's mum

Whyyyyyy…mey Is it sliiiiii…mey Why oh why…mey Is it sli oh sli…mey I cannot figure out why…mey It would be so sli…mey Talkin’ bout… Slimey vagoo You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to touch vagoo You tell me that it's evolution Well, you know We all want to touch vagoo But when you talk about touching vagoo Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right All lonely, all night You say you got a real solution Well, you know We'd all love to see vagoo You ask me for a contribution Well, you know We all want to see vagoo But when you want vagoo For wheenies with PAYNIS’ that hate All I can tell is brother you have to wait Don't you know it's gonna be all right All lonely, all night Ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... You say you'll change the constitution Well, you know We all want to smell vagoo You tell me it's the institution Well, you know We all want to smell vagoo But if you go carrying pictures of Wheenie now You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow Don't you know it's gonna be all right All lonely, all night All lonely, all night, all lonely All night, all lonely, all night

When you're going to a restaurant...(restaurant) You give 'em a tip When you're getting a taxi...(taxi) You give 'em a tip When you're at a party with Owen...(Owen) You give 'er the tip COS IF IT'S JUST THE TIP THAT ENTERS IN LET ME TELL YOU IT AIN'T NO SIN (HYUH) (YEAH) WHEN YOU GIVE 'EM THE TIP WHEN IT ENTERS IN YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU'VE SCORED A WIN (WIII-III-I-I-I-IIIIN) When you're teaching someone something...(something) You give 'em some tips when you look at a map...(map) It's a long way to Tip...perary When you're at a party with Owen...(Owen) You give 'er the tip COS IF IT'S JUST THE TIP THAT ENTERS IN LET ME TELL YOU IT AIN'T NO SIN (HYUH) (YEAH) WHEN YOU GIVE 'EM THE TIP WHEN IT ENTERS IN YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU'VE SCORED A WIN (WIII-III-I-I-I-IIIIN) When you have dyslexia...(dyslexia) You come out on tip When you get caught by the fuzz...(fuzz) It's cos of your finger...tips When you're at a party with Owen...(Owen) You give 'er the tip COS IF IT'S JUST THE TIP THAT ENTERS IN LET ME TELL YOU IT AIN'T NO SIN (HYUH) (YEAH) WHEN YOU GIVE 'EM THE TIP WHEN IT ENTERS IN YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU'VE SCORED A WIN (WIII-III-I-I-I-IIIIN)

Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld pasts… …a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld postduction… …of a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld album. Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld was in… …Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld… …hyphen… …D-D-D-Disgrace… …opened bracket a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld Greatest Hits Collection closed bracket. It starred Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld… …as Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld… …and featured the hit music sensation… …Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld. We were scrotumnal to each other We creased on, dudes.