Hey, Scott, i’ve been hearing little rumours here and there,
Seems a lot of guys have had a ride on your mare,
Gotta say I can’t blame them, I mean you’ve gotta agree,
Who wouldn’t want to fuck a girl that looks like me!?

Lako mate, you’re a slimy little shit
your jokes aren’t funny and you lack any wit
no one cares lako, don’t have a fit
I’ve obviously won the battle, you might as well quit

Big words there from a wee little guy,
The only chance you’ve got are drugs to make you high,
Your rapping skills are laughable, they’ve entered remission,
Now pull a whee and cry or do you need my permission?

Don’t worry, I’ll wait, touch your hair some more
we all love it, you know it’s what we adore
guaranteed to score and get your arse right sore
I may have won this battle, but I’ll also win this war

You have the face of a rat,
That a cat,
Has dragged through piles of scat!
Or maybe you got swung at with a baseball bat?
While huss is busy fucking the likes of cat,
You’re getting your dick shitty in a pile of shat!

Calm down lako, take a sec to see
You’re only in this group as a replacement for me
trying to suck rumps off as much as can be
you can’t take the bants, we have to all agree
keep falling for martin. how many times? Three??
Your faggotry must stop. This I decree.

I never shagged martin I’ll leave that to you
Let’s be honest there’s no one better you can do
pull more cock than gash with that faggoty pout
more anal than in prison, should I bail you out?
What’s that? You like it there what’s that all about?
We’re all right next to you THERE’S NO NEED TO SHOUT

Yeahh, I agree, falling for martin is a disgrace,
But atleast I didn’t fuck her and then come on my face,
What does it taste like? I’m guessing that you thought it was ace?
Or maybe it has the properties of a can of mace?

The last girl that liked you did a runner when you came
I guess she just couldn’t handle all of the shame
No you’re right, I guess she takes some blame
She pretended to like you, you cocky little shit
grab your fucking arms and slit slit slit
if still you don’t want to submit
Try and get a girl that’s actually fit.

Woah, slow down! I think we all know,
You’re an arrogant shit and it really does show,
I don’t think I’ve seen anything as big your ego,
Oh wait, just looked at my dick, whaddya know?

If you eat your own words as much as you eat cock
you’d be stood there still, silent as a rock
I’m better than you it isn’t a shock
it’s back to you now, pussy o’clock

You come thunder? I come rainbows,
One inch wonder? Naa my dick hangs down low,
As for goat dicks
And sheep pricks
There’s so many in your ass,
I hear you like them so much you’ve had one bronzed and brassed!

Why don’t you go away and suck off a goat
you’ve had enough practise to get it down your throat
shagging animals isn’t cool no matter how much you gloat
the thought of that goat will have you cumming a moat.
I still remember when you got off with Owen
maybe you should stick to all that goat blowin

This has gone on far too long I guess I better get this done,
I think I’ll just leave you to taste your own cum,
Oh you didn’t realise? Whilst listening to me,
You came in your face again, leave the rapping to me

I’m so manly I can cum thunder
feel so sorry for your one inch wonder
I’m only joking, you know I only tease
but honestly now, you think THAT thing could please?
let me take front I’ll show you how it’s done
12 inches of steel giving 12 hours of fun.