Hey bandmate Lako, did you record your songs for the album?
NO!
Hey boyfriend Lako, did you remember a condom?
NO! (waaaaaah)
Hey midwife Lako, did you remember to leave the babies lying on their backs?
NO! (flatline)
Hey doctor Lako, did you remember to give the patients their medicines and/or surgeries?
NO! (multiple flatlines)
Hey wingman Lako, did you remember to give those girls that expressed an interest in Wheenie his number?
NO! (Wheenie crying, hanging sounds)
Hey Schiller's delicatessen worker Lako, did you remember to stall Gavrilo Princip?
NO! (gunshots, screams)
Hey 1890s-era Jewish Lako, did you remember to give lil’ Adolf those presents from the Jewish community for his birthday?
NO! (oh no meinen geburtstag ist ruiiiiiined. JUUUUUUUUUUUDEN)
Hey concentration camp commandant Lako, did you remember to rewire those showers to work as showers after the Fuhrer had a change of heart?
NO!
Hey apostle Lako, did you remember to add the disclaimer to the front of the Bible reading “All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental”?
NO! (televangelist noises)
Hey Manhattan Project scientist Lako, did you remember to rework the atomic bomb to dispense food, sweet and leaflets in an attempt to win over the hearts and minds of the Japanese people?
NO! (explosion)
Hey comrade nuclear power plant technician Lako, did you remember to check the designs for the Chernobyl nuclear power plant out for any flaws?
NO! (newsreel)
Hey dockworker Lako, did you remember to put those extra lifeboats on the Titanic?
NO! (Titanic sounds)
Hey Captain Lako, did you remember to steer away from that iceberg?
NO! (Titanic sounds)
Hey NASA scientist Lako, did you remember to check the O-Rings on the Challenger space shuttle?
NO! (Challenger sounds)
Hey Japanese nuclear scientist Lako, did you remember to check if the Fukushima power plant can withstand a tsunami?
NO! (news sounds)
Hey BP worker Lako, did you remember to check if the Deepwater Horizon oil rig is all up-to-code?
NO! (news sound)
Hey first human Lako, did you remember not to eat from the tree of forbidden knowledge?
NO!
Hey almighty God Lako, did you remember to create all life without the capacity to do evil?
NO!
Hey Lako, did you remember to breathe?
NO! (suffocating)