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Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld presents…
…a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld production…
…of a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld album.
Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld in…
…Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld…
…hyphen…
…D-D-D-Disgrace…
…open bracket a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld Greatest Hits Collection close bracket.
Starring Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld…
…as Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld…
…and featuring the hit music sensation…
…Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld.
Be scrotumnal to each other
Crease on, dudes.
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You're a disgrace to post-music!
Fucking disgrace...
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Ahem. Ahemhemhem. Ahem.
Boyfriends...who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses.
Miranda hart, Justin bieber.
We all know a cumguzzler called craig
Hah hah, we sure do.
Confessions of a Hogwarts student.
Risque stuff right there.
Trust meh im a liar.
Facebook styyyyyyyyyylish boyzzzzzzzzzzzz and girlssssss
Teens only :]
A boy’s eyes are faster than google when searching for a girl in a crowd
Hah hah hah, ain't that the truth.
Big ol booties, One Direction, Budgy smuggler
I get Jealous, I get Mad, I get Worried, That’s only because I Care
After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity
Ho ho ho, too right, too right.
Chest Mondays.
Laughing and Joking.
Royal Marines Recruitment.
You lie in bed at night thinking about stuff.
We talk to each other on the computer, but in public it's awkward.
I hate it when someone you don't like hangs around with you ALL THE TIME.
I know, that's just the WORST.
Love was when I loved you... <3
I piss you off because I love you <3
Talking to the person you really like all night
No matter what you say cyber bullying is funny
AHAHAHAHAHA (forced laughter for ages) HO HO HO it sure is, it sure is.
That...was Quen Did It Happen.
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I am so hyphen. I can hear heaven.
I am so hyphen. I can hear heaven.
Oh but heaven, no heaven something something hyphen.
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Hey, Scott, i’ve been hearing little rumours here and there,
Seems a lot of guys have had a ride on your mare,
Gotta say I can’t blame them, I mean you’ve gotta agree,
Who wouldn’t want to fuck a girl that looks like me!?
Lako mate, you’re a slimy little shit
your jokes aren’t funny and you lack any wit
no one cares lako, don’t have a fit
I’ve obviously won the battle, you might as well quit
Big words there from a wee little guy,
The only chance you’ve got are drugs to make you high,
Your rapping skills are laughable, they’ve entered remission,
Now pull a whee and cry or do you need my permission?
Don’t worry, I’ll wait, touch your hair some more
we all love it, you know it’s what we adore
guaranteed to score and get your arse right sore
I may have won this battle, but I’ll also win this war
You have the face of a rat,
That a cat,
Has dragged through piles of scat!
Or maybe you got swung at with a baseball bat?
While huss is busy fucking the likes of cat,
You’re getting your dick shitty in a pile of shat!
Calm down lako, take a sec to see
You’re only in this group as a replacement for me
trying to suck rumps off as much as can be
you can’t take the bants, we have to all agree
keep falling for martin. how many times? Three??
Your faggotry must stop. This I decree.
I never shagged martin I’ll leave that to you
Let’s be honest there’s no one better you can do
pull more cock than gash with that faggoty pout
more anal than in prison, should I bail you out?
What’s that? You like it there what’s that all about?
We’re all right next to you THERE’S NO NEED TO SHOUT
Yeahh, I agree, falling for martin is a disgrace,
But atleast I didn’t fuck her and then come on my face,
What does it taste like? I’m guessing that you thought it was ace?
Or maybe it has the properties of a can of mace?
The last girl that liked you did a runner when you came
I guess she just couldn’t handle all of the shame
No you’re right, I guess she takes some blame
She pretended to like you, you cocky little shit
grab your fucking arms and slit slit slit
if still you don’t want to submit
Try and get a girl that’s actually fit.
Woah, slow down! I think we all know,
You’re an arrogant shit and it really does show,
I don’t think I’ve seen anything as big your ego,
Oh wait, just looked at my dick, whaddya know?
If you eat your own words as much as you eat cock
you’d be stood there still, silent as a rock
I’m better than you it isn’t a shock
it’s back to you now, pussy o’clock
You come thunder? I come rainbows,
One inch wonder? Naa my dick hangs down low,
As for goat dicks
And sheep pricks
There’s so many in your ass,
I hear you like them so much you’ve had one bronzed and brassed!
Why don’t you go away and suck off a goat
you’ve had enough practise to get it down your throat
shagging animals isn’t cool no matter how much you gloat
the thought of that goat will have you cumming a moat.
I still remember when you got off with Owen
maybe you should stick to all that goat blowin
This has gone on far too long I guess I better get this done,
I think I’ll just leave you to taste your own cum,
Oh you didn’t realise? Whilst listening to me,
You came in your face again, leave the rapping to me
I’m so manly I can cum thunder
feel so sorry for your one inch wonder
I’m only joking, you know I only tease
but honestly now, you think THAT thing could please?
let me take front I’ll show you how it’s done
12 inches of steel giving 12 hours of fun.
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(Verse 1)
Why is there so much Chlamydia? (Oh yeah)
I want to know. (He just wants to know)
I was going to fudge you in there. (Right in there)
Now turn on the snow. (Look at that snow baby)
(Freestyle)
Look at that snow! (All the way across the sky)
Isn’t it beautiful! (You bet)
Yeah Baby Girl! (Alright)
(Pre-Chorus)
How many times must women do this to Huss? (Too many)
Lead him on and then it’s filled with pus!
(Chorus)
Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia-ah-ah!
Chlamydia. (Chlamydia, oh yeah)
(Verse 2)
I can’t believe it, (Can’t believe it)
You are so selfish (So selfish)
You shouldn’t have had unprotected sex (Nu uh)
With that cumguzzler Craig! (Cumguzzler Craig)
(Pre-Chorus)
How many times must women do this to Huss? (Too many)
Lead him on and make so much fuss!
(Chorus)
Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia-ah-ah!
Chlamydia.
(Verse 3)
Why is there so much Chlamydia? (Why?)
I want to know. (There are no condoms)
I was going to fudge you in there. (Right there)
Now turn off the snow. (Enunciation on the EF)
(Freestyle)
Yeah Yeah
The snowing’s stopped now
It was so beautiful (Yeah man)
Beautiful things (yeah)
Have to come to an end
(Pre-Chorus)
How many times must women do this to Huss? (Too many)
Lead him on, now he’s had enough!
(Chorus)
Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! Chlamydia-ah-hoooo!
Chlamydia-ah ah ah ah. (Whoooo)(Yeah yeah yeah)
(Outro)
Oha oahyo (Break it down)
Oh ho hoouuue hoe hoe (Chlamydia Test Screning)
Ohhhhhh (Yeah)
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Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
Wheenie, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mum get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Wheenie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wheenie's mum
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
Wheenie, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mum came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mum could use a guy like me
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Wheenie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Wheenie's mum
Wheenie's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Wheenie can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Wheenie's mum oh oh)
(Wheenies mum oh oh)
I'm in love with Wheenie's mum
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Whyyyyyy…mey
Is it sliiiiii…mey
Why oh why…mey
Is it sli oh sli…mey
I cannot figure out why…mey
It would be so sli…mey
Talkin’ bout…
Slimey vagoo
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to touch vagoo
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to touch vagoo
But when you talk about touching vagoo
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All lonely, all night
You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see vagoo
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We all want to see vagoo
But when you want vagoo
For wheenies with PAYNIS’ that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All lonely, all night
Ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to smell vagoo
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
We all want to smell vagoo
But if you go carrying pictures of Wheenie now
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All lonely, all night
All lonely, all night, all lonely
All night, all lonely, all night
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When you're going to a restaurant...(restaurant)
You give 'em a tip
When you're getting a taxi...(taxi)
You give 'em a tip
When you're at a party with Owen...(Owen)
You give 'er the tip
COS IF IT'S JUST THE TIP
THAT ENTERS IN
LET ME TELL YOU
IT AIN'T NO SIN
(HYUH) (YEAH)
WHEN YOU GIVE 'EM THE TIP
WHEN IT ENTERS IN
YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN
YOU'VE SCORED A WIN
(WIII-III-I-I-I-IIIIN)
When you're teaching someone something...(something)
You give 'em some tips
when you look at a map...(map)
It's a long way to Tip...perary
When you're at a party with Owen...(Owen)
You give 'er the tip
COS IF IT'S JUST THE TIP
THAT ENTERS IN
LET ME TELL YOU
IT AIN'T NO SIN
(HYUH) (YEAH)
WHEN YOU GIVE 'EM THE TIP
WHEN IT ENTERS IN
YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN
YOU'VE SCORED A WIN
(WIII-III-I-I-I-IIIIN)
When you have dyslexia...(dyslexia)
You come out on tip
When you get caught by the fuzz...(fuzz)
It's cos of your finger...tips
When you're at a party with Owen...(Owen)
You give 'er the tip
COS IF IT'S JUST THE TIP
THAT ENTERS IN
LET ME TELL YOU
IT AIN'T NO SIN
(HYUH) (YEAH)
WHEN YOU GIVE 'EM THE TIP
WHEN IT ENTERS IN
YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN
YOU'VE SCORED A WIN
(WIII-III-I-I-I-IIIIN)
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Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld pasts…
…a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld postduction…
…of a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld album.
Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld was in…
…Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld…
…hyphen…
…D-D-D-Disgrace…
…opened bracket a Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld Greatest Hits Collection closed bracket.
It starred Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld…
…as Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld…
…and featured the hit music sensation…
…Cræsëd Skrötüm Føld.
We were scrotumnal to each other
We creased on, dudes.
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A post-introspection introspective voyage into life, art and the human condition. CSX will take you on a journey of understanding, and insights into man's inhumanity to man and the nihilistic struggle we all go through known as life will be gained.
released March 8, 2013